Dearest VMW,Last night I decided to try one of your new 10 calorie Vitamin Water flavors. After two sips, I decided that the beverage was undrinkable, and thus had to throw it in the trash. It tasted like I was inhaling fumes or something like that; really, it is indescribable. Look, we have had a great run but I think it's time to go our separate ways...it's not me...it's you. You're a great girl and I know you'll find the right one, it's just not me. You've changed, and I've changed too; I just hope that we can still be friends.
Sincerely,
Jon
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